Tab Brainrot Meter

Counts your tabs. Roasts you for them. Then helps you close them.

Tab Brainrot Meter is a Chrome extension. Open it to see how many tabs you have, how cooked your brain is, and a button that closes the ones you'll never read.

Chrome Web Store listing coming soon See the source code on GitHub

Five levels of cooked

Your level updates live as you open and close tabs. Every tab past ten costs you 100 aura.

  1. 0–10 Sigma Mode 🗿 “Sigma grindset. Your RAM is mewing.”
  2. 11–25 Mid Behavior 😐 “It's giving ‘I'll read it later’. You won't.”
  3. 26–50 Lowkey Cooked 🍳 “Bro thinks the tab bar is a bookmark manager.”
  4. 51–100 Skibidi Brainrot 🚽 “Your tabs need their own zip code.”
  5. 101+ Tung Tung Tung Sahur 🪵 “You don't have tabs. You have a lore.”

Pricing

The meter and the basic cleanup are free forever. Pro is one payment, not a subscription.

Free

$0

  • Live tab count, brainrot level and roasts
  • A notification when you cross 10, 15, 20, 25, 35, 50, 67, 75 and 100 tabs
  • Touch grass: close everything except your 10 most recently used tabs, with undo
  • Restore the tabs from your latest cleanup

Pro

$4.99 once

  • Everything in Free
  • Close duplicate tabs in one click
  • Close tabs you haven't looked at in 24 hours
  • Tab graveyard: bring back any of your last 200 closed tabs
  • One license key works on up to 3 browsers
Checkout opens at launch

Pinned tabs, tabs playing audio and the tab you're on are never closed. Prices are in US dollars. Sales tax, VAT or GST may be added at checkout depending on where you live. By buying Pro you agree to the Terms of Service and the Refund Policy, which gives you 14 days to get your money back.

How to get Pro

  1. Click Go Pro in the extension and pay on the secure Dodo Payments checkout page.
  2. Dodo emails you a license key a moment later.
  3. Click Enter your license key in the extension and paste it. Pro unlocks right away.

Dodo Payments is our merchant of record: it handles the payment, your receipt and any taxes. Your card details never reach us or the extension.

Your tabs stay in your browser

The extension doesn't track you, doesn't show ads and doesn't send your tabs anywhere. The only thing it ever sends is your Pro license key, to Dodo Payments, to check that it's valid. This website sets no cookies and counts visits with cookie-free analytics that can't identify you. Read the full Privacy Policy.